Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Random Terminology: Grey's Law

(Note: While ultimately meaningless, I'm having fun posting random terms from time to time. I think I might make it a regular feature. This one was pulled from a deleted Wikipedia article. I guess it wasn't that notable.)

Grey's Law is a less-known corollary of Hanlon's Razor, which imitates the form of Clarke's Third Law. It states that:
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

While the stated principle pays a certain homage to Hanlon's Razor, it is also to some extent a rebuttal of the principle therein, stating that the distinction which the former makes is often moot. It is unclear just who the "Grey" of Grey's Law is. The quotation itself appears to have spread through email sig blocks and various social bookmarking websites, and appears to be of recent origin.

In short, idiocy is harmful, and extreme idiocy smacks of an intent.

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Thursday, March 6, 2008

The Rapture for Nerds

Random terminology: Nerdocalypse, or as a character in Ken MacLeod's 1998 novel The Cassini Division called it: "The Rapture for nerds".

The Nerdocalypse is a pessimistic doomsday view of what technology futurists call "the Singularity". The Singularity is a hypothesized point in the future where rapid progress in technology creates an "intelligence explosion", often seen as the point where machines are capable of computational power several times greater than that of a human brain, and subsequently evolve an artificial and self-improving intelligence. Futurist Ray Kurzweil believes that point is just around the corner, predicting that by the 2020s personal computers will be 1,000 times more powerful than the human brain, and that around this time the first computer will pass the Turing test (where a human is fooled by the computer into thinking they're talking to a real person in casual conversation).

By itself the Singularity is not necessarily a bad thing. In fact, Kurzweil also predicts that in the '20s human longevity will be greatly extended, in the '30s nanobots will exist to repair our bodies on the fly, and in the '40s computers will be able to make "back-ups" of human memories (effective immortality), all because of the Singularity. As early as 2045, he says, non-biological intelligence will be one billion times more powerful than all human intelligence today, enabling all manner of miracles. But what's a Heaven on Earth without an Apocalypse?

Enter the Rapture for Nerds. You've seen it in virtually every science fiction film: Machines rise up and take the place of their former master by force (Terminator, Matrix, and so on). It's a doomsday scenario just like any other end-of-life-as-we-know-it narrative in human mythology, except this version has the sexy component of computers and robots with guns, lots of guns. Interestingly, but not surprisingly, the Nerdocalypse compounds the intellectual idea of the Singularity–machines gaining super intelligence–beyond mere intelligence, more into a statement of the human condition. It's not a story about machines. It's a story about what makes one human. Characteristically it is other traits beyond intelligence that allows the humans to survive and win the war against machines in these stories. While machines are described as being "smarter", they are typically described as lacking other human traits as such as emotion. Love conquers all is the ultimate theme of the man vs. machine story. Thus love is what defines a human, not intelligence.

Also interesting, but not surprising, is how much the Nerdocalypse tale involves archetypal struggles in the human condition... ok, let's just call them stereotypes. Nerds are stereotypically males. Nerds stereotypically have trouble relating to females. Nerds are stereotypically left-brain centric and, like machines in the Nerdocalypse, have trouble reconciling with right-brain emotions. Left-brain, stereotypically male. Right-brain, stereotypically female. Reconciling binary opposition (yin and yang, male and female, rational and emotional) are all archetypal conflicts in being human. The Nerdocalyptic tale is a mythos attempting to resolve the duality and conflict that exists between sense and soul–a conflict humans have been trying to solve long before tech ever arrived.

In short, the Rapture for Nerds is less about technophobia than it lets on to be, and not about machines taking over the world at all. It's a love story, which is entirely human. It's a nerd story. With as much awkward clumsiness as you'd expect from a nerd, the apocalyptic tale of intelligent machines taking over the world, and human beings attempting to survive on non-intellectual emotional skills, is the nerd's way of placing the female on a pedestal and professing their nerd-love. The nerd is doing what nerds do, trying to get laid.

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Reductio ad Hitlerum

Random Internet terminology: Godwin's Law.

Anyone who participates in heated discussions online will recognize this to be true, though they may not recognize the term. Reductio ad Hitlerum, or dog latin for "reduction (or argument) to Hitler (or the Nazis)" was coined by Strauss, in 1950, but adapted as an adage for the web by Mike Godwin in 1990. It is now generally referred to as "Godwin's Law". The law states:
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving
Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

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