Madlibing email bankruptcy

Dear [Sir, Madam, Other]:

I apologize that I am unable to respond directly to your email concerning [Viagara, Bush, Bin Laden, Tiny Tim needing crutches, Nigerian princes, etc.]. I was recently [abducted by aliens, out abducting aliens] which left me far too busy to answer each email I received. I am very interested in learning more about [the crap you're selling, etc.]. If you feel your email needs to be addressed, please resend it and I'll try to get back with you [when hell freezes over, in my next lifetime, when I win the lottery].

Sincerely,

[Jeremy, fluffybunny13]

P.S. If this was about [anything illegal, something where I owe you money], I apologize, but you must have me confused with that other guy.